Favorite past time

People Watching! I’m not sure if that’s the technical term or what, but that’s what I call it. Most of you probably thought I was going to say jerking off, well, that is a favorite pastime of mine, but this is one I can do in public ;D

Urban Dictionary defines People Watching as “A Hobby in which you go out and watch people. The way they act, dress, & talk. Like bird watching except with people. Very entertaining.” and I whole heartedly agree 😀

I live in a fairly small town, with very liberal outlooks on life, so there is no shortage of characters. Unfortunately, I don’t have photos of the people I see when I people watch, but I would love to describe one of my favorites to you.

The first would have to be “the cat man”. He is a fairly regular person that I get to watch, this individual is probably in his late 50’s early 60’s, and walks around town in some very short shorts, some good ol’ jogging shorts from the 70’s 😀 Knee high tube socks and everything, his outfit alone is quite a sight to see. You’re probably wondering by now as to why he is called “the cat man”. Well, he walks around town with a cat carrier in one hand, and an empty bird-cage in the other, professing to any that will listen “My cat ate my bird!”. At this point people generally tend to turn around real quick and speed walk, if not sprint, away in fear. But generally he is a harmless character, I’ve yet to see  him, or hear of him, become aggressive. But it’s still a good idea to keep your distance ;D

Depending on who you plan to watch, you may or may not want to pick an inconspicuous vantage point. If you’re planning on watching the casualties of the LSD experimentation era, I’d say you want to keep a nice distance. It’s nice to hear sometimes, but most of what they’re going to be saying isn’t going to be making much sense anyways.

But the people you can watch won’t always be as intense as “the cat man”, in fact I tend to sit in a “high traffic” section of the school I go to during my breaks. This gives me an opportunity to watch as many people as I can in a short amount of time. I’ve got mad AD.. Oh! Shiny Object!!!

Oh yeah, sorry, butterfly chasing…. I’ve got mad ADD, so people watching in a location where there’s going to be a bunch of people walking around is awesome! I can rapid fire my thoughts. “Oh, I wouldn’t have worn that if I were her.” “Damn dude! Time for a girlfriend upgrade!” “Damn! I wanna see them have sex!” “I wonder what they’d say if I asked them to do porn with me?” “Is he metro or gay? Should I ask?” My eyeballs have probably got “the clap” with how many people I eye fuck throughout the day lol But hey, I’d rather eye fuck than real fuck, and get the real “clap”.

So yeah, all kinds of random shit lol Now you can see why I’m always going off on random tangents! My mind never stops! True to stereotypical male fashion, there are generally two things on my mind. The next time I’ll be eating, and sex. I know, “Damn it, Sammy!” making us look like jack asses! I can’t help it though, I like to eat and I like to have sex…. I’ve just never tried them at the same time. Well, I take that back, Tommy and I did eat those cum covered grapes ;D Does that count?

What were we talking about? Ah, yes, people watching. If you’ve got time to burn, it’s a great past time. It’s free, except for the cup of coffee or sandwich you buy to keep your hands busy while you watch, and it’s always fun to run with your imagination. I have a friend who will sit in a crowded coffee shop or restaurant and make up scenarios or stories for the interactions of the people he sees. Sometimes he’ll write them down, and they get pretty damn funny lol

So the next time you’re sitting at home, bored off your ass and not sure what to do, people watch ;D It’s better than sitting at home watching TV, right?

I don’t have any eye candy to add to this post, but definitely soon ;D and I’ve got some cool things planned for the future in terms of my blog…. and other things ;D One of them being a video blog portion! What I would like to do is answer your questions! So send me e-mails asking me literally anything and everything! It doesn’t have to be about porn, it could be about the conversion formula for celsius to farenheit, I don’t know. Just ask ;D

Well, not quite what some of you were expecting, sorry, but I do hope you enjoyed this nice random post about a favorite pastime of mine! As always, I hope you enjoy this post as much as I enjoyed writing it!


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5 Responses to Favorite past time

  1. Chriso says:

    I love people watching! My friend and I used to like to play “What’s Their Story” about any 2 people we saw eating together at a restaurant. We’d make up dialog and pretend to be them and crack ourselves up creating outlandish scenarios. I also used to work with this woman who would play a really mean but kind of fun game called “Who’s The Lucky One” where she’d see a couple and decide which one was the lucky one for getting to be a part of said couple. Totally bitchy! But she cracked me up doing it.

    I’ve been a hairdresser for a little while and now most of my people watching consists of either mentally trying to imagine people with different haircuts or colors or wondering who did whatever horrible thing they have happening with their hair. It’s pretty much an unstoppable activity!

  2. rcLoy says:

    You’re such a hilarious character! That eye fuck and getting the clap part got me cracking 2am in the morning 🙂 Oh, I love your blog 😀

  3. rafael #Latinamerica says:

    Watching people..!!! It look like an amusing thing to do to past time ill try lol xXx

  4. Iam Phobos says:

    I LOVE people watching.
    So much fun and I try and write a paragraph about each person. Helps with the descriptive process in writing. 🙂
    And shiny objects???? I laughed and clapped my hands when I read that. I call it SOS, Shiny Object Syndrome.
    So you have gotten some clap out of this post….lol

  5. PAUL (latam) says:

    I do really love people wathching too…
    Very interesting your comments.
    I enjoy your blog!!!
    Saludos from Ecuador
    FER 🙂

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